i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
yo i'm paige
sut wyt ti'n gwneud? ( ͡͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
i like sharks and succulents
and i post whatever the fuck i want
i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one wayI literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

(Source: lizlemonism)
*sighs wistfully about daft punk*
i love getting new songs so that i can listen to them on repeat until i hate them
alright folks tumblr is not changing. yahoo will not change it. it would be dumb to spend $1.1 billion dollar on a website just to change it and scare away it’s entire demographic. ALSO tumblr was damn close to NOT EXISTING because it was running out of resources and money. so without yahoo, tumblr would probably cease to exist in the next idk year, tops. but yahoo has prevented that. yahoo has saved us. it is also run by a super cool lady, they have a funny staff tumblr, and maybe tumblr will get BETTER (i.e. better video player, less glitches, just being less shitty in general) with the help of a more experienced company.
ok i am done.
In all fairness though, I think Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wins the award for “Biggest regret of accidentally successful text post.”
one of the shirts i ordered from zazzle is supposed to arrive on my second to last day of school and i’m so pumped to wear it the last day bc it’s this one:

Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.
at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is
to be fair that is pretty darn sexist… why cant stuff just be EQUAL for everyone?